This is the dishonest lying quiz. Answering honestly and all other forms of telling the truth are strictly forbidden. You must lie while answering every question. It is also suggested that you lie more than once while answering each question.

The primary function of this quiz is to make you look better than you actually are so please avoid all facts and make yourself look really great.

And remember that telling THE TRUTH is FORBIDDEN.

The quiz begins...

1. Are you male or female?
both baby

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
february 19, 1989 i'm...94

3. Where do you live?
north korea

4. Do you have living relatives like parents, siblings, spouse or children?
i'm married to siwon :) we have 497 children

5. Do you believe in any kind of god or take part in any organised religion?
i'm hindu ・：） (get it? get it?)

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
i voted for hillary GO HILLARY!11 ILOVE YOU LONGTIME

23. How would you describe your personality?
i love everyone^3^ desu

7. Where do you work or study at?
i go to harvard

8. What kind of clothes do you wear?
SCENE I'M SO SCENE IT HURTS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GIMME MORE EYELINER:'(

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
taquila, mmmmmmmmmmmm

10. How many friends do you have?
nine thousand

18. Do you do "IT" often?
in the anus yeah man

11. Why did you join DA?
because i'm a child predator and i saw many potential victi-- ahem, lovely people there

12. What kind of art you like?
child pornography

13: What kind of art do you make?
lovely kinds, all about rainbows and butterflies,

14: Are you famous here on DA?
yes, most famous, people kiss my feet

15: Do you comment/answer comments?
NEVER people do not deserve me talking to them

16: Do you fav often?
yeah i fav everything i see

17: Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gift art?
yeah i do trades with anyone
..>_<

19. Do you like quizzes?
NO

20: Do you use DA often?
yes

21. Where did question 18 go?
oh, i know, i know!

22. What kind of gift art you would want?
nudies, mmmm ooo baby

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
yeah when i read it i'm going to like fap to it :D

25. Where did question 23 disappear to?
shut up

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